October




	OCTOBER 2003 01/10/2003 - Romance... :) Weather: Sunny Today I am mostly: Kicking Back... So this is month number 4 for this website... Soon, it will be 2004, and as much as I would love to redesign this website, I can't because of this laptop doesn't have enough memory to run Dreamweaver. Love would be nice, someone to snuggle up with now it's getting cold... Simon 02/10/2003 - So this is Life? Weather: Rain Today I am mostly: Sir Mop A Lot (it's Slavery I tell ya... SLAVERY!) I hate Music... It's so tainted and clichÃ©d... But I'll allow it. And I hate Cleaning... I don't know why I bother seeming as everyone still whines... Maybe those psychiatrists were actually right, about 8 months ago, they branded me as a pathetic young man who wasn't ready to face up to his own problems... they were right, I wasn't ready... but I am now, and I want to break all this chains that shackle me to this dull life. I'm Eighteen years old, and most would argue I should be out enjoying myself... but I'm not! This party sucks... Simon 03/10/2003 - Uh oh... Weather: Cloudy Today I am mostly: Discovering my Celestial self... OH SHIT! I HAVE THRUSH!!!!! AND IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Also I discovered today that my Rising Sign is Gemini and my Moon Sign is Scorpio... Also gonna be redecorating my room soon AND will be buying a domain name (.com) so my site shall not only be rebranded... but moving too... Simon 05/10/2003 - Hormones... I NEED SEX! Weather: Cloudy Today I am mostly: making some plans Ok, this is kinda unusual for me... I need to have sex... I'm having trouble controlling my hormones! Is this normal? Simon 06/10/2003 - Hello Boys, Goodbye Bladder Control Weather: Sunny/Cloudy/Rain/Cloudy/Tsunami/Typhoon/Tornado/Hurricane/Renascenc e/Black Hole* Today I am mostly: Dieting once more Food, Glorious Food... Maybe for you but it's Slim Fast for me!... Bastards! Anyway, Don't need sex now ya buggers, so shoo, til the floodgates open once more (though if I find you attractive, they will come gushing open and I would probably be on my knees opening your trouser fly, moistening my (oral, don't have vaginal) lips with anticipation And Slim Fast is Great!** Some of this may not be True fortunately Actually, No, Don't always fancy milkshake for breakfast & I miss my old eating habits... I wanna doughnut! Simon 07/10/2003 - What Happened?* Weather: Rain Today I am mostly: Disappointed with myself What went wrong? I had all these plans but I guess a lesson from life is that nothing works out the way you want it to, and I guess my decision to go through psychiatry to make myself stronger to take on the rest of my life went ski whiff and was fucked up like a lot of other processes in my life... maybe I should have enrolled at college after all... That's my regret. Simon 11/03/2003 - Wormy Emails Weather: Sunny Today I am mostly: Stressy Hessy Simon I'm gonna throw that bloody Desktop of mine out the bloody window, and my mum! They are both giving me grief. My PC has the blaster worm again. My ISP's Abuse dept has emailed me to warn me that the Blaster worm has been abusing systems from my IP address in other words, my PC has become an enemy of the Internet so if you have received any strange email from me, please accept my apologies and delete them immediately if you haven't already. Also you should install Microsoft's Patch and updated your virus definitions. I'm taking care of it. Otherwise I can't build the new "ooh la la!" site that I've been dreaming of because I'm bad at designing websites as you can see... Simon END OF 2003 BLOG